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Famous venue closed indefinitely

The Lazarus Tomb, one of the most famous cave show venues in the entire kingdom, located just east of Jerusalem, has been closed indefinitely after a series of tunnel collapses. The collapses seem to have been caused by damage to various support beams, most likely due to a lack of care and maintenance, however the situation is being treated as suspicious.

A local show-goer by the name of Bartholomew stated: “It is certainly a great loss to the local scene, seeing one of our favourite venues shut down, but I can’t say it’s much of a surprise. Lazarus made a lot of enemies especially amongst the gypsies, who he refused entry to, believing that they would urinate too much and ruin his Persian carpets.” 

Lazarus refused to comment on the matter, and was later seen weeping into his wine jug after the Roman Guard sealed off the venue entrance. Booked events have been moved to Mount Zion Caves.