20 12 / 2011

Fetch Me The Kingdom, a much hated deathcore group from Saudi Arabia has seen their vocalist recently end up in a spot of strife. Sheikh Al Sykes was reportedly seen urinating onto a group of gypsies while exclaiming ‘This fucking wine is shit, it tastes like piss. Take my golden shower upon you, take my fucking royal shower you gypsy swine.’ It’s been decided after a court hearing at the local mosque that he will be sentenced to a stoning. It’s believed xTERRAHx and The Egypt Rescue Plan will be in attendance.

Fetch Me The Kingdom, a much hated deathcore group from Saudi Arabia has seen their vocalist recently end up in a spot of strife. Sheikh Al Sykes was reportedly seen urinating onto a group of gypsies while exclaiming ‘This fucking wine is shit, it tastes like piss. Take my golden shower upon you, take my fucking royal shower you gypsy swine.’ 
It’s been decided after a court hearing at the local mosque that he will be sentenced to a stoning. It’s believed xTERRAHx and The Egypt Rescue Plan will be in attendance.

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